Happy 4th y'all!
I have no issues with people letting their paycheck explode in the sky.
Yes, my dogs don't like it, my cats could give a shit. Its midnight and you still have some left. So, what.
Just don't burn my house down or catch the neighborhood on fire. Or I'm going to get upset.
You know it's on 1 day tho right? Tuesday. The 4th. Not Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday...cuz I think so of you can't read your calendar. Ha ha, oh well.
So, the holiday on Tuesday means my work was nice and gave us Monday off as well.
Everyone is like YAY! 4-day weekend, I'm like YAY, 2 days of work to catch up on when I get back and of course everyone will be busy and bugging so it will make it extra hard. But that's cool. Yep. Go with the flo, don't get stressed, everything is fine. That how i get thru my crazy days. Sometimes it works like a charm. Other times I'm bitching to my bestie, and she be all supportive and shit, and bitching too. So thankful for her.
And of course, it's hot as Satan's butthole and Mother Nature is on mood swing. Let the sun shine on baby, until you have plans outside, then I'm fixing to dump as much rain on you as I can that you think it's the rainforest or a hurricane, oh and for some extra fun, let's throw in a tornado warning or two, and when it's all done the humidity will be unbearable that you look like you ran a marathon while checking the mail.
I AM NOT A SUMMER PERSON. Let's get that straight. Sweat is gross, unless its produced doing something fun, and even still, eww a little.
I recently made a brief stop in myrtle beach. Then I remembered I hate sand as well, LOL
But it was for a 1 day. So, I survived. maybe I don't like summer because I burn like in 30 seconds of a sunbeam hitting my skin. Clearly, I was born white skinned and meant to stay that way. I don't look good in red, skin or clothes.
I wore a red shirt once and I swear I looked like the Kool-Aid man. I hate being fat.
I do enjoy the summer evenings, unless the humidity is still high, and then the humidatitties sets in. Boob sweat, blah! But it's nice to watch the fireflies twinkle in the yard, listen to the crickets, I love nighttime sounds.
So, early in the morning i sit with my coffee on my porch and listen to the cicadas outside knowing it going to be soooo much hotter soon so I enjoy while I can. Enjoying my "day off", cuz I have shit to do and I won't be relaxing all day.
So, happy 4th, we too cool for British Rule, so blow some shit up.
Not yours but truly,
Dixie
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